No host.
No direction.
Just confused guests wondering if they're even in the right place.
That's your landing page right now - amazing product, awkward presentation.
And with a fresh seed round, you can't afford to waste time
or runway on bad first impressions.
Whether you're launching your MVP or scaling for growth, I'll help you create a landing page that converts users and impresses investors.
Because someone had to start calling out s**t design. Might as well be the original.
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*Your Design Is Shit.
Yeah, I said it.
But most startup landing pages are like awkward networking events - brilliant products, poor presentation, everyone looking for the exit.
I'm brutal with bad design because I've been there. Building products.
Testing what works. Turning side projects into exits.
**Your New Outstanding Transformation isn't just clever wordplay - it's about turning your startup's potential into something users actually get excited about.
Because while you're building the future,
your landing page shouldn't look stuck in the past.
Remember when I said your design is s**t?
Well, here's what design leaders and industry veterans say about mine.
Real talk from people who know exactly
what separates mediocre from outstanding.
They've seen my obsession with detail, my startup successes,
and my zero-tolerance policy for half-assed design.
Jon Moore - Principal Product Designer @Salesforce
"I want to work with a designer who cares about every last pixel. Marc is it."
Jan Six - Product Designer @GitHub
"Marc is one of the most precious in our industry,
the way he approaches projects is an inspiration."
Jonathan Wilke - Founder @SupaStarter
"Marc is a design genius. I worked with him on a couple of SaaS projects and he just makes great design look so easy."
Jacob Olenik - Lead Product Designer @CVS Health
"If I were a startup founder, I wouldn't think twice about working with Marc."
One price.
No monthly bulls**t!
You just raised funding. The last thing you need is:
-Another monthly burn (bye-bye runway)
-An endless retainer (bye-bye focus)
-A subscription lock-in (bye-bye flexibility)
-Another agency draining your cash (bye-bye seed round)
$15,500 one-time gets you complete transformation.No endless meetings. No recurring bills.Just high-converting landing pages delivered at startup speed.Because monthly retainers are bulls**t for startups.
What exactly am I getting for $5,000?
You're getting someone who built and sold six-figure products in their spare time. You receive a high-converting landing page built in Framer - plus copy that actually resonates with users. No junior designers, no outsourcing, no AI-generated text. Just proven expertise from someone who knows what early-stage startups need.
Why one-time pricing?
Do you actually build the stuff you design?
Do I need to hire a separate copywriter?
Why should I trust someone who calls my design shit?
What if we already have an in-house designer?
How does the transformation work?
What if we're not a good fit? And about refunds...
